Georgina: Congratulations, daddy. He looks just like you.

John: I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure, it’s lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.

Juliet: They’re all of me.

Joey: Uh, Mr. Morgan. Is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Mydol before she comes to class?

Jamie: It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.

Walter: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking. No drugs. No kissing. No tattoos. No piercings. No ritual animal slaughter of any kind. Oh god, I’m giving them ideas…

Bianca: Are you okay?
Cameron: Never been better.

Sarah: Can you excuse you me for one second?

Ellie: You and me, we’re in the club now.

Kat: You’re amazingly self-assured. Has anyone ever told you that?
Patrick: I tell myself that every day, actually.

David: So, not quite as secret as we’d hoped.
Natalie: What do we do now?
David: Smile. Little bow. And a wave.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it.

Will: You did this to yourself, Sue. All I did was enjoy watching it happen.

Cassie: I like you, Sid. So, I’m going to show you. You have to do a lot of talking. I’m good at talking. You do that while you’re cutting things up a lot.

Carl: Ellie… it’s so beautiful. We made it.

Claire: Welcome to the annual meeting of people who annually meet, and we'll see ya'll next year.

Cassie: Do you remember when you rode with me in the ambulance after I tried to kill myself?
Jal: Of course.
Cassie: That's what love feels like.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Satine: The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. But this is my home.

Benny: There's people that good things happen to. And there's people that good things don't happen to. That's just the way it goes.