Ellie: You and me, we’re in the club now.

Kat: You’re amazingly self-assured. Has anyone ever told you that?
Patrick: I tell myself that every day, actually.

David: So, not quite as secret as we’d hoped.
Natalie: What do we do now?
David: Smile. Little bow. And a wave.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it.

Will: You did this to yourself, Sue. All I did was enjoy watching it happen.

Cassie: I like you, Sid. So, I’m going to show you. You have to do a lot of talking. I’m good at talking. You do that while you’re cutting things up a lot.