Quote Me

2011-03-01T18:05:00.000-08:00

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else.

2011-02-20T18:35:00.000-08:00

OFFICER: You know, my dad screwed up with me, then you know what happened? – he fixed it. That’s the thing no matter how old your kids get, it’s never too late to be a dad.

2011-02-17T18:08:00.000-08:00

Miranda: However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.

2011-02-14T18:21:00.000-08:00

ED: Stop giving me reason for being disappointed in you
HENRY: What reasons? I did everything right. I did well in college, I got a good job at a magazine. The thing went under and yes, I got laid off. I got college loans to pay, so what if I need a little help. Newsflash dad, so does half the country!

2011-02-02T08:36:00.000-08:00

Christian: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

2011-01-23T12:19:00.000-08:00

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Begbie didn't do drugs either. He just did people.

2011-01-16T18:11:00.000-08:00

Nigel: Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion.

2010-12-27T10:56:00.000-08:00

Cassie: Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before. Try and keep that feeling, because if it goes, you'll never get it back.

2010-11-30T22:10:00.000-08:00

Violet: Cammie, I think I just fell in love with you.
Cammie: Oh Violet, I'm not a lesbian. I played in the minors but never went pro.

2010-11-09T18:06:00.000-08:00

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit.

2010-11-05T20:11:00.000-07:00

Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.

2010-10-31T08:53:00.000-07:00

Satine: I couldn't! I couldn't go through with it! I saw you there and I felt differently! I couldn't pretend!

2010-10-24T21:37:00.000-07:00

Lizzie: Hit this one, and I'll sleep with you.

2010-10-09T18:16:00.000-07:00

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

2010-09-30T20:46:00.000-07:00

Joe Black: Thank you for loving me.

2010-09-26T08:40:00.000-07:00

Gossip Girl: Nothing beats a summer abroad, but when traveling far from home, it's always nice to bring along an old friend from the neighborhood.

2010-09-25T06:41:00.000-07:00

Satine: I don't need you anymore! All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me! But Christian loves me. He loves me! He loves me, Harold. And that is worth everything! We're going away from you, away from the Duke, away from the Moulin Rouge!

2010-09-24T00:15:00.000-07:00

Rachel: So I encourage you to audition for Glee Club! Glee Club is fun! Swaying in background
can be fun! Thank you.

2010-09-23T15:46:00.000-07:00

Finn: I'm Finn Hudson, and I'd like to audition for the Cheerios.

2010-09-22T03:35:00.000-07:00

Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit there?

2010-09-21T23:25:00.000-07:00

Sue: No, it's downright childish. But I know gals like Beiste. Oh, her high school life must have been miserable. She's oversized, humorless, refers to herself in the third person as an animal.

2010-09-17T08:39:00.000-07:00

Satine: Please tell me you're not one of Toulouse's oh so talented, charmingly bohemian, tragically impoverished writers?

2010-09-15T08:27:00.000-07:00

Blair: Hi, I'm meeting a young man here, probably in a bowtie, possibly carrying peonies.

2010-08-29T08:23:00.000-07:00

Georgina: Congratulations, daddy. He looks just like you.

2010-08-18T10:01:00.000-07:00

John: I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure, it’s lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.

2010-07-18T10:01:00.000-07:00

Juliet: They’re all of me.

2010-07-12T09:50:00.000-07:00

Joey: Uh, Mr. Morgan. Is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Mydol before she comes to class?

2010-06-18T10:01:00.000-07:00

Jamie: It’s my favorite time of day, driving you.

2010-06-18T09:38:00.000-07:00

Walter: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking. No drugs. No kissing. No tattoos. No piercings. No ritual animal slaughter of any kind. Oh god, I’m giving them ideas…

2010-05-30T09:29:00.000-07:00

Bianca: Are you okay?
Cameron: Never been better.

2010-05-15T09:30:00.000-07:00

Sarah: Can you excuse you me for one second?

2010-04-20T23:30:00.000-07:00

Ellie: You and me, we’re in the club now.

2010-04-19T09:17:00.000-07:00

Kat: You’re amazingly self-assured. Has anyone ever told you that?
Patrick: I tell myself that every day, actually.

2010-04-18T09:17:00.000-07:00

David: So, not quite as secret as we’d hoped.
Natalie: What do we do now?
David: Smile. Little bow. And a wave.

2010-04-17T22:06:00.000-07:00

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it.

2010-04-15T21:27:00.000-07:00

Will: You did this to yourself, Sue. All I did was enjoy watching it happen.

2010-04-04T23:16:00.000-07:00

Cassie: I like you, Sid. So, I’m going to show you. You have to do a lot of talking. I’m good at talking. You do that while you’re cutting things up a lot.

2010-03-12T23:16:00.000-08:00

Carl: Ellie… it’s so beautiful. We made it.

2010-03-10T21:27:00.000-08:00

Claire: Welcome to the annual meeting of people who annually meet, and we'll see ya'll next year.

2010-03-09T18:37:00.000-08:00

Cassie: Do you remember when you rode with me in the ambulance after I tried to kill myself?
Jal: Of course.
Cassie: That's what love feels like.

2010-03-08T18:06:00.000-08:00

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

2010-03-02T08:35:00.000-08:00

Satine: The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. But this is my home.

2010-03-01T20:23:00.000-08:00

Benny: There's people that good things happen to. And there's people that good things don't happen to. That's just the way it goes.

2010-02-03T20:34:00.000-08:00

The Joker: Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

2010-02-02T06:42:00.000-08:00

Satine: What's his type? Wilting flower? Bright and bubbly? Or smoldering temptress?

2010-02-01T20:33:00.000-08:00

Chaz: I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy. That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.

2010-01-30T20:47:00.000-08:00

Girl: what does Coyote Ugly mean?
Lil: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so ugly, you'd rather chew off your arm then risk waking 'em? That's coyote ugly.

2010-01-29T19:30:00.000-08:00

Matthew: As for me, I'm just goin' with it.

2010-01-28T23:13:00.000-08:00

Dug: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

2010-01-27T18:48:00.000-08:00

Chris: I was perfectly happy killing myself but then you asked me to try, and for the first time in my life it felt like someone actually gave a shit, and that person was worth trying for.

2010-01-25T18:12:00.000-08:00

Diane: Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that?

2010-01-24T09:22:00.000-08:00

Kat: I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme. I hate it… I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you; Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

2010-01-23T14:28:00.000-08:00

Auster: A world emerges from little details. For example, when we buried my son, I had forgotten to put in my contact lenses. I stood over him before they closed the coffin, trying to fix him in my memory. I could see the red from his sweater and his blue pants, and there was a scab on his forehead that hadn't healed. It was from a bicycle accident. I could feel that scab when I kissed him, but when I looked at him... he was out of focus.

2010-01-20T09:10:00.000-08:00

David: Gosh, you weigh alot.
Natalie: Oh shut your face.

2010-01-19T18:19:00.000-08:00

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Propelling ourselves with longing towards the day that it would all go wrong, because no matter how much you stash, or how much you steal you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over, you always need to get up and do it all over again.

2010-01-18T20:25:00.000-08:00

Tipper: You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser ass friends to go over to Mason's apartment, knock on the door and when he opens it wham!. They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!".

2010-01-17T20:30:00.000-08:00

Blair: I don’t converse with liars or Lewinskis.

2010-01-13T06:53:00.000-08:00

Grandma: First loves are never really over. Nobody's perfect, sweetheart. But that doesn't mean it wasn't worth your while.

2010-01-02T04:16:00.000-08:00

Larry: Everything is a version of something else.

2010-01-01T11:36:00.000-08:00

Blair: You can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.

2009-12-28T20:47:00.000-08:00

Rachel: Dear Bruce; I need to explain. I need to be honest and clear. I'm going to marry Harvey Dent. I love him. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman we could be together, I meant it. But I'm not sure the day will come when you will no longer need Batman. I hope it does and if it does I will be there, but only as your friend. I'm sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me, please keep
your faith in people. Love, now and always, - Rachel.

2009-12-27T18:56:00.000-08:00

Cassie: Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before. Try and keep that feeling, because if it goes, you'll never get it back.

2009-12-27T09:12:00.000-08:00

Jamie: Beautiful Aurelia… I’ve come here with a view to asking you… to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you, but sometimes things are so transparency, they don’t need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England. Of course I don’t expecting you to be as foolish as me, and of course I prediction you say no but it’s Christmas and I just wanted to… check.
Aurelia: Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.

2009-12-26T18:56:00.000-08:00

Blair: That's okay. I have you. That's all I need.

2009-12-17T20:39:00.000-08:00

Susan: Tell me you love me. Tell me you love me now.
Joe Black: I love you now. I love you always.

2009-12-16T21:08:00.000-08:00

Claire: You wanna meet halfway and see the sunrise? At this point it's probably easier to stay up!
Drew: You think so?
Claire: I think that's what "they" say!

2009-12-15T16:33:00.000-08:00

Paige: Carter?
Carter: Hmm?
Paige: Will you marry me?
Carter: Yes.

2009-12-15T00:38:00.000-08:00

Cameron: You know, just because you’re beautiful, doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t matter. I mean, I really like you. Okay? I defended you when people called you conceited. I helped you when you asked me to. I learned French for you! And then you just blow me off…

2009-12-14T04:31:00.000-08:00

Dan: I'll always love you. I hate hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?

2009-12-13T18:39:00.000-08:00

Blair: I need a friend, stat.
Amalia: I'm your friend.
Blair: Please, I'm not friends with staff.

2009-12-12T16:57:00.000-08:00

Paige: Oh, let's see the new Colin Farrell movie!
Carter: Oh, let's not!

2009-12-11T17:29:00.000-08:00

Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.

2009-12-11T09:18:00.000-08:00

“Dear sir, Dear David, Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year. I’m very sorry about the thing that happened. It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot. Particularly because - if you can’t say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? I’m actually yours. With love, your Natalie.”

2009-12-10T00:06:00.000-08:00

Miles: You with me, Simpkins?
Iris: Miles. You really are an incredibly decent man.
Miles: I know. It's always been my problem.

2009-12-09T18:42:00.000-08:00

Chuck: Blair's favorite part? Real-time surveillance playback. It's naughty.

2009-12-08T19:08:00.000-08:00

Emily: Okay, I am hearing this...
Emily: And I want to hear this.

2009-12-08T00:20:00.000-08:00

Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

2009-12-07T18:06:00.000-08:00

Effy: Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words come pass me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate...

2009-12-07T11:50:00.000-08:00

Iris: Because you're hoping you're wrong. And every time she does something that tells you she's no good, you ignore it. And every time she comes through and suprises you, she wins you over, and you lose that argument with yourself, that she's not for you.

2009-12-07T10:31:00.000-08:00

Jack: Where to, Miss?
Rose: To the stars.

2009-12-07T10:07:00.000-08:00

John: Anyway, I saw this widow and she's a wreck. She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realized we're all going to lose the people we love. That's the way it is, but not me. Not right now. Because the person I love the most is standing right here and I'm not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me, I'm just asking you not to marry him and maybe take a walk, take a chance.

2009-12-06T17:02:00.000-08:00

Allie: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late.
Noah: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.
Allie: You wrote me?
Noah: Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over.

2009-12-05T18:25:00.000-08:00

Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!

2009-12-04T10:18:00.000-08:00

Juno: it all started with a chair...